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"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
11/19/2014 at 00:43 • Filed to: murdersofa, buicklopnik, drifting, drift, dorifto

Powersliding Murdersofa is best Buick.

Thanks to midengineer for the video, thanks to Sony Vegas for only being a piece of crash-hapy horseshit four times.

EDIT: Jesus Christ, calm down. I got "drift" and "powerslide" mixed up.

"Controlled oversteering murdersofa" is that better? Goddamn pedants.

DISCUSSION (28)

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/19/2014 at 00:48

I need to make looping gifs..

FalconHoon > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/19/2014 at 00:53

Totally misread "mudersofa"

Kinja'd!!!

 V8 Rustler > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/19/2014 at 00:59

>Powerslide

>FWD

Pick one.

Tohru > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/19/2014 at 01:01

That's not powersliding that's understeer, you ponce.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > V8 Rustler
11/19/2014 at 01:06

The car is sliding sideways. It's not drifting because it's not possible to sustain it, thus it's a powerslide.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Tohru
11/19/2014 at 01:07

Err, no. The car is sliding sideways with a decent amount of Oppositelock. It's a powerslide.

Textured Soy Protein > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/19/2014 at 01:10

So to accomplish this so-called powerslide, did you:

A) Apply pressure to the gas pedal until the back end came around.

B) Step on your foot-actuated parking brake.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Textured Soy Protein
11/19/2014 at 01:11

C) A vicious Scandinavian Flick

Tohru > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/19/2014 at 01:14

Er, yes. It's a front wheel drive. If you're "powersliding" the drive axle by definition it would be understeering.

The only way you could powerslide and have it not be understeering would be in reverse.

offroadkarter > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/19/2014 at 01:34

So, any plans for the new year to buy a car thats actually interesting?

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/19/2014 at 02:56

To this day, I don't get how people could make such a clip. I am so going to fail quite a number of classes.

McMike > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/19/2014 at 05:29

D) Scandinavian Buick

Alex B > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/19/2014 at 07:16

That gif is amazing.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
11/19/2014 at 09:25

Layer the video over itself in Sony Vegas, then use inverted masks to let the car in the layer below show through. I could make a quick tutorial video if you like.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > offroadkarter
11/19/2014 at 09:28

Not unless someone gives me $5k for a Lexus sc300 or Buick Riviera. Because I'm currently a poor college student and have to enjoy what I've got, and thanks for making me feel even more self conscious about how "boring" it is.

Jayhawk Jake > offroadkarter
11/19/2014 at 09:36

So, any plans for the new year to be any less of a dick?

Captain of the Enterprise > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/19/2014 at 15:45

I like your Buick and applaud your ownership and how you enjoy it, people with less "boring" cars probably enjoy them less anyway.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Captain of the Enterprise
11/19/2014 at 16:53

"boring" car owners unite! Having making a slow car fast(er) on a shoestring budget is one of the most jalop things out there.

offroadkarter > Jayhawk Jake
11/19/2014 at 20:27

no, just drive good cars and do real powerslides, not losing control of my grandmothers car and posting about it on the internet

offroadkarter > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/19/2014 at 20:28

I like how your car making it on /r/shittycarmods because of your half ass lowering methods was fine but "This", this was the tipping point of self consciousness....

It would have been fine if you just left it completely bone stock, that would have been more respectable honestly.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > offroadkarter
11/19/2014 at 21:03

You drive a panther platform.

And you're calling my car a grandma's car

Pot, kettle, black.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > offroadkarter
11/19/2014 at 21:04

Hey

Heyheyhey

Here's a fucking idea:

Don't be a dick.

The Jalop way is to take slow cars and make them fast

Guess what I did

I took a car with an 11 second 0-60 and got it down to 8.2 and only spent $200

And I enjoy my car

And sometimes I share it with other people

Stop being a cunt.

Jayhawk Jake > offroadkarter
11/19/2014 at 21:20

>drive good cars

>owns a panther platform and some old BMWs

Dude, get off your high horse and stop trying to ruin people's fun. No one forced you to look at this post. You could have just ignored it and moved on. Instead you come in here acting like hot shit. No one is impressed

offroadkarter > Jayhawk Jake
11/20/2014 at 00:28

dont you drive a fucking aveo?

Jayhawk Jake > offroadkarter
11/20/2014 at 01:03

No, I drive a Chevy Sonic. At least it's not some decade old glorified town car

offroadkarter > Jayhawk Jake
11/20/2014 at 01:12

no, its an aveo with new headlights and the speedometer out of a motorcycle, which is why it is listed under the aveo wikipedia page.

>2014

>driving an economy car

stay mad pleb

Jayhawk Jake > offroadkarter
11/20/2014 at 07:06

Mad? You think I'm mad? That's cute.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > offroadkarter
11/20/2014 at 08:42

Woah you mean sometimes a manufacturer will change the name of the car and offer a performance trim level?

Tell me it ain't so.

Also I love how your only argument is to resort to logical fallacies and start attacking others peoples car instead of coming up with a legitimate defense or argument. Not only are you an asshole, but it turns out you're a stupid asshole who can't even argue coherently.

Kinja'd!!!